yaaargh

shit I said

what'll we do?

thunder

and the green lightning in the garden

ruptured the tight belly of the house

the front door split

kids poured out

their faces streaked with energy

wild caricatures

they floated out on fast forward

exploded among the redwoods

the himalayan cypresses

what was left

of the exotic plantation

 

left to jungle itself

out of the nineteenth

century

these kids were space age freaks

green hair

with mauve patches

sucking and snorting, weird as scenery crammed through windows

they were real

the little darlings were on the warpath

where could we hide?

what could we do?

a young one

about twelve years old

 

floated over the ground toward me

waving a hatchet

his eyes rose in their sockets

he rammed the weapon down on my skull

it didn't so much hurt

as penetrate

like being shot from above

with a hot banana

I didn't know whether it was

premeditated

the next thing you knew

(I didn't know, I was no longer in the equation)

was an ecstasy of terror

 

a whole swarm of the little buggers

shifted several frequencies and

gotcha! they cried

and the rest of the adults

who moments ago were just

hanging around useless in the forest

were slugged into bags of mucus

slung on sharp shoulders

and shot off to some market place

plucked out of a directory of medieval fantasies

it was only then

you could put the book down

and tremble along the shelves

to the next genre

 

where the bestial profiles

of slaves and peasants

morphed to star quality high definition virtual

reality