SMSs

heres a suite

of ipopping gags

 

well perform them on stage

if u r ready

 

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i swallow medicine 4 money

u guzzle it 4 free

 

u fill tissues

but i breathe

 

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if u create

a symphony in yr ipod

 

then ill

listen 2 it

 

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tho i havent sucked m thumb

4 50 yrs

 

ill rub it on u

sensitively

 

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lifes 2 short 4

angels

 

& death

sux