7 April 2006
SMSs
(written when ‘text’ messages had a character limit of 160 non Unicode characters and there were no workarounds such as concatenation or new capabilities such as multimedia messages)
heres a suite
of ipopping gags
well perform them on stage
if u r ready
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i swallow medicine 4 money
u guzzle it 4 free
u fill tissues
but i breathe
––
if u create
a symphony in yr ipod
then ill
listen 2 it
––
tho i havent sucked m thumb
4 50 yrs
ill rub it on u
sensitively
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lifes 2 short 4
angels
& death
sux