7 April 2006

SMSs

(written when ‘text’ messages had a character limit of 160 non Unicode characters and there were no workarounds such as concatenation or new capabilities such as multimedia messages)

 

heres a suite
of ipopping gags

well perform them on stage
if u r ready

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i swallow medicine 4 money
u guzzle it 4 free

u fill tissues
but i breathe

––

if u create
a symphony in yr ipod

then ill
listen 2 it

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tho i havent sucked m thumb
4 50 yrs

ill rub it on u
sensitively

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lifes 2 short 4
angels

& death
sux