30 September 2006
to do list
✓ solve sudoku before coffee cold
✓ squeeze kindness from nearest tit
✓ release cloud cuckoo from gilded cage
✓ puke on habitat
✓ shoot crucifixion mockumentary
✓ count curses before hatchlings
✓ ride bike at night breathing into cell phone
✓ drop lead role in rock operatoria
✓ repeat ad infinitum ‘u wern lookin mon u didn see me lookin a’
✓ check/uncheck check boxes randomly
✓ ignore fine print
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✓ add nausea
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